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Old 10-12-2009, 10:22 AM   #1
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A female police officer
arrests a man for drunk driving.


She tells the man,
"Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you
say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk says:
"Tits."
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:25 AM   #2
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:29 AM   #3
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:46 AM   #4
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How long was he in the hospital?
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:47 AM   #5
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Old 10-12-2009, 11:07 AM   #6
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Old 10-12-2009, 11:08 AM   #7
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWA6uSutpF8

http://www.youtube.com/v/qLZ6XXblLJI...olor2=0x999999

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