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Mr. Charisma
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Take a page from Seinfeld:
GEORGE: (inhales deeply) I tell you, Jerry, I'm feeling something. Something I haven't felt in a long time. JERRY: Pride? GEORGE: No. Autonomy, complete and total autonomy. JERRY: Well, you're your own boss now. GEORGE: I wanna go to a tractor pull. JERRY: Go ahead. GEORGE: I am staying out all night! JERRY: Who's stopping you? GEORGE: I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese, just bite into it like it's an apple. JERRY: Whatever. ![]() |
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Mr. Charisma
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OK, thread hijack, couldn't resist adding the rest/ending: (I bolded my favorite line
![]() Then, after learning that his would-have-been inlaws were inspired by Jerry's remarks from a Star Trek movie to establish a foundation in honor of their deceased daughter and have asked him to sit on the board of directors, George and Jerry have this conversation: JERRY: Hey. GEORGE: Hey. How's your day, good? JERRY: Actually, yeah. I'm meeting Mulva here in a few minutes. GEORGE: So uh... Wrath of Khan, huh? JERRY: Yeah. Was that a beauty or what? GEORGE: What was that line again? Something about finding your way in a shadow? JERRY: No, no, no, it's... "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her." GEORGE: That's it. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it) ...that destroyed my life. JERRY: (stares into coffee cup and looks back at George) Problem? GEORGE: The Rosses have started up a foundation, Jerry, and I have to sit on the board of directors. JERRY: Hey, board of directors. Look at you! GEORGE: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery! JERRY: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise. GEORGE: Don't you see? I'm back in. JERRY: All because of Wrath of Khan? GEORGE: Yes! JERRY: Well, it was the best of those movies. |
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