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09-28-2009, 12:20 PM
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Formerly known as RPguy
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Redneck Medical Dictionary
Artery = The study of art
Bacteria = The abck door of a cafeteria Barium = What you do when someone dies Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome Cauterize = Made eye contact with her Dilate = Live long Hang Nail = Coat hook Impotent = Distingquished and well known Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work Morbid = A higher offer Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates Node = Was aware of Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis Postoperative = Mail carrier Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery Seizure = A Roman emperor Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport Tumor = An additional pair Urine = Opposite of you're out Varicose = Nearby Vein = Conceited
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09-28-2009, 01:32 PM
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Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary
 That's funny there ... hey, wait a dang minute!!!j/k  Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think)
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09-28-2009, 04:24 PM
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Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary
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09-28-2009, 09:23 PM
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Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary
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09-28-2009, 09:46 PM
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Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary
Now that there funny I don't care who you are.
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