My new girlfriend has a cigar indian.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Cort

Does the Indian have a sister?

A whole pile of them. Four I think. One just had a baby today. She has a huge family. I'm working on getting them all down. I need a secretary.

[cort]

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Cort

What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

[cort]

Originally Posted by shilala

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

[timo]

Originally Posted by Cort

Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.

Hmmmmm...How does he know about the size of your humi?

[Doctorossi]

Originally Posted by shilala

My charming personality. Wtf did you think?

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly...

[shilala]

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly...

I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?
She's fine with it anyways.

[Doctorossi]

Originally Posted by shilala

I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?

That's not the arsenal I was referring to.