How to install a home security system:

G G · 11-05-2008, 11:05 AM

1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba!

Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

Better just wait outside till we get back.

Cooter

SmokeyJoe · 11-05-2008, 11:17 AM

Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently.

11-05-2008, 12:57 PM

very nice!

GKitty · 11-05-2008, 01:01 PM

Priceless!!

11-05-2008, 01:11 PM

Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.

CBI_2 · 11-05-2008, 10:58 PM

I Like it.

Mark C · 11-06-2008, 05:11 AM

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

11-06-2008, 05:16 AM

It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!

dunng · 11-06-2008, 06:19 AM

Nice!

11-06-2008, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark C

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat.

feznuk · 11-06-2008, 07:09 AM

Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

Badass Doormat

11-06-2008, 07:28 PM

Great joke!

Mark C · 11-07-2008, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feznuk

Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

Badass Doormat

Awesome, thanks!

Silound · 11-08-2008, 04:11 PM

Heh, seen that before.

Starscream · 11-08-2008, 08:01 PM

Nice. And it just might work too!

11-05-2008, 11:05 AM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	How to install a home security system: 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used). 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside till we get back. Cooter

11-05-2008, 11:17 AM	#2
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: How to install a home security system: Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently.

11-05-2008, 12:57 PM	#3
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: very nice!

11-05-2008, 01:01 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: How to install a home security system: Priceless!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

11-05-2008, 01:11 PM	#5
Tombstone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.

11-05-2008, 10:58 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: How to install a home security system: I Like it. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-06-2008, 05:11 AM	#7
Mark C Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SE PA Posts: 674 Trading: (4)	Re: How to install a home security system: I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen. It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

11-06-2008, 05:16 AM	#8
joeybear Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!

11-06-2008, 06:19 AM	#9
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: How to install a home security system: Nice! __________________ MassHole Banter

11-06-2008, 07:09 AM	#11
feznuk Fish On! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Fred Location: Philadelphia Posts: 70 Trading: (1)	Re: How to install a home security system: Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay: Badass Doormat

11-06-2008, 07:28 PM	#12
Molarman777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: Great joke!

11-08-2008, 04:11 PM	#14
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: How to install a home security system: Heh, seen that before. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

11-08-2008, 08:01 PM	#15
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: How to install a home security system: Nice. And it just might work too! __________________ Insert quote here.

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