For the old dogs...

GKitty · 08-21-2009, 09:08 AM

A gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, old dog named Killer, along for the company. One day the old dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old dog thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old dog exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I
wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old dog nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old dog sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old dog says...

"Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story:
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance only comes with age and experience.

dunng · 08-21-2009, 09:25 AM

Scotchy must be REALLY brilliant by now...

icehog3 · 08-21-2009, 11:16 AM

I like it, Crystal!

markem · 08-21-2009, 11:20 AM

Wisdom for the ages, that is.

08-21-2009, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Moral of this story:
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance only comes with age and experience.

And if that doesn't work, beat the crap outta them with your cane!!!

TheTraveler · 08-21-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

And if that doesn't work, beat the crap outta them with your cane!!!

Or cigars.

08-21-2009, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunng

Scotchy must be REALLY brilliant by now...

Ha..................ha............................ .............................................ha

GKitty · 08-21-2009, 01:41 PM

For the record, I did NOT post this with Al in mind.

I was thinking of Tobii

08-21-2009, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

For the record, I did NOT post this with Al in mind.

I was thinking of Tobii

Al high fives Crystal!

Wait, now you're saying I'm not brilliant?

GKitty · 08-21-2009, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353

Al high fives Crystal!

Wait, now you're saying I'm not brilliant?

No, I'm saying you're not the oldest dog in these parts.

08-21-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

For the record, I did NOT post this with Al in mind.

I was thinking of Tobii

Oh NO she didn't!!!

CBI_2 · 08-23-2009, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

Oh NO she didn't!!!

Oh yes she did!

Good one Crystal.

G G · 08-25-2009, 12:48 PM

14holestogie · 08-25-2009, 12:51 PM

Woof!

Steve · 08-28-2009, 09:42 AM

chippewastud79 · 08-28-2009, 10:08 AM

Now that was worth reading

And Al is old.

DonniePaul · 08-28-2009, 10:13 AM

Thanks for the laugh

I needed one.

I just sent this to my Dad. He's gonna love it!

08-21-2009, 09:08 AM	#1
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	For the old dogs... A gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, old dog named Killer, along for the company. One day the old dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old dog thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old dog exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old dog nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old dog sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old dog says... "Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" Moral of this story: Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Brilliance only comes with age and experience. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

08-21-2009, 09:25 AM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: For the old dogs... Scotchy must be REALLY brilliant by now... __________________ MassHole Banter

08-21-2009, 11:16 AM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: For the old dogs... I like it, Crystal! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

08-21-2009, 11:20 AM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: For the old dogs... Wisdom for the ages, that is. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-21-2009, 01:41 PM	#8
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: For the old dogs... For the record, I did NOT post this with Al in mind. I was thinking of Tobii __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: For the old dogs...

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14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: For the old dogs... Woof! __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

08-28-2009, 09:42 AM	#15
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08-28-2009, 10:08 AM	#16
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: For the old dogs... Now that was worth reading And Al is old. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

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DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: For the old dogs... Thanks for the laugh I needed one. I just sent this to my Dad. He's gonna love it! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

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