Outrageous cigar descriptions

cbsmokin · 08-27-2009, 08:37 AM

This thread http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=20571 got me thinking.

Lets try and think up the most outrageous "positive" cigar descriptions and/or promotion statements.

I'll start:

"These sticks are so good they'll make you slap your Momma!"

av8tor152d · 08-27-2009, 08:40 AM

"This smoke is like a little slice of heaven, with a shot of fire on the side"
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08-27-2009, 08:43 AM

Close your eyes and imagine the most perfect looking rolled cigars, these are not them but they are smokable.

08-27-2009, 08:37 AM	#1
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Outrageous cigar descriptions This thread http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=20571 got me thinking. Lets try and think up the most outrageous "positive" cigar descriptions and/or promotion statements. I'll start: "These sticks are so good they'll make you slap your Momma!" __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

08-27-2009, 08:40 AM	#2
av8tor152d Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Huntsville AL Posts: 1,152 Trading: (21)	Re: Outrageous cigar descriptions "This smoke is like a little slice of heaven, with a shot of fire on the side" Posted via Mobile Device

08-27-2009, 08:43 AM	#3
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Outrageous cigar descriptions Close your eyes and imagine the most perfect looking rolled cigars, these are not them but they are smokable.

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