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Old 08-12-2009, 10:22 AM   #1
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USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
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National Geographic:
SPELUNKING THE NEW SUBSTRATES

Playboy:
BEING KARDASHIAN (what did you expect?)

Yachting magazine:
PIRACY PRIMER
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CNN.com:
WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END

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So what will your last smoke be? What will you drink with it?

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WHITE HOUSE PROMISES WAR IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN WILL SOON END

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