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Old 07-31-2009, 10:58 AM   #1
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I don't open known or suspected spam, but I do occasionally scan the subject lines. Some of them are hilarious. What's some of the best you've gotten recently.

My contribution is this little gem:

Gladiator Fights Online

Made me think of the movie Airplane.
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:00 AM   #2
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Made me think of the movie Airplane.
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:09 AM   #3
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I got this one a few weeks ago:

is shaq going to eat lebron?
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:19 AM   #4
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These were all quarantined by my filtering company overnight. *WARNING* They are not obscene, but they are suggestive.













"Every extra inch in your pants means an extra number in your phone"

"A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success"

"Revivify your desire"

"We offer wide selection of soft at low prices"

"The more inches you have the more times your lady will hit the point"

"Every man would give up his brain for a decent size"

"Every woman will keep your great size in her memory"
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:27 AM   #5
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A quick review of the spam folder shows:

"Request for Proposal"










wait ... no, that was from my client.

Guess we're not getting that job.
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:30 AM   #6
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:18 PM   #7
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They're crafty. They misspell words so our filter at work doesn't detect them.

Orgassm
Viagrea
Erektions

Watch her orgassm to giant viagrea erektions!!!
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:51 PM   #8
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"Going for a big fishing is easy when you have a big bait in your pants."
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Old 07-31-2009, 01:57 PM   #9
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I picked the wrong week to stop Sniffing Glue.
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:06 PM   #10
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hayseed Help that breeds arousal victories impassiblenesss
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:20 PM   #11
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Looking through the spam mail box I spotted

"Your Woody will amaze her"
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:57 PM   #12
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Here's some from mine:

F-cking fill this form
Bum Fights 4 online
Click or cats gonna die
Somebody in your apartment
CALL me NOW


Why do mine seem like a serial killer is spamming me?
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Old 07-31-2009, 04:31 PM   #13
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"I speak jive" - but you already knew that.
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Old 07-31-2009, 05:10 PM   #14
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My favorite spam subject:

"Your monthly Pvff newsletter has arrived!"

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Old 07-31-2009, 07:45 PM   #15
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"I speak jive" - but you already knew that.
concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:51 PM   #16
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Some of my faves that I've gotten at work:

I read your mail

It seems you're fired

Pick up after ashlee simpson!
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:51 PM   #17
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Just in...

"Power up your meat cigar"

I have saved it as proof
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:20 AM   #18
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New today...

1. With a big stick you will be king of the beach. (Are longboards back?)

2. The longer your instrument is the more power it has. (it's why I have a really long guitar)

3. You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft. (You mean I could stay up north?)

4. The bigger the tool in your pants, the bigger man you feel. (not going there...)

5. Caution! Our medicine is extremely cheap and effective. (I'll be careful!)

6. Get noticed with a sexy Acai Burn body

7. Bear, Bear!

8. Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination. (especially if her destination is only inches away)

9. boblet gauds

10. Be her insatiable Tarzan
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:19 PM   #19
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I got once recenty that said "I f*ck my wife and my girlfriend 5 times a day, you can do that too" so I replied " seriously dude? I can f*ck your wife and girlfriend 5 times a day, awesome, thanks, please send me their addresses"
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:15 PM   #20
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I got once recenty that said "I f*ck my wife and my girlfriend 5 times a day, you can do that too" so I replied " seriously dude? I can f*ck your wife and girlfriend 5 times a day, awesome, thanks, please send me their addresses"


I get a lot of "Want a bigger P3N15?"
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