TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced

Emjaysmash · 07-19-2009, 10:24 AM

TO: The General Public of CA

It has come to our attention that there is a super-virus making its way though the population. I speak of TKF/OTH Flu.

TKF, known by it's scientific name as Tobii Keyboard Flu and by it's common name Over The Hill Flu (OTH) is extremely contagious and may cause the following symptoms:

speeling erorrs, forgetting where you are, Constantly sitting around in CA Chat, typing with one finger, and the squirts.

PLEASE inform everyone you can! THERE IS NO CURE FOR TKF Be vigilant and please report all those who have any of the symptoms to CA Chat immediately.

Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF.

THANK YOU.

-U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security, National Institute of Health, McDonalds, American Revolutionary War Foundation, and your Mother.

07-19-2009, 11:58 AM

aw hell naw!!!

You just HAD to go there, didn't ya??

07-19-2009, 12:05 PM

I think I know the cure or at least how to prevent it.
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St. Lou Stu · 07-19-2009, 12:46 PM

I think I got a touch of it.

icehog3 · 07-19-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF.

Best get a check-up yourself as well.

Wolfgang · 07-19-2009, 03:28 PM

whqat sare you ta;lking aboout?

ooh nooooo iver bern infekted!

loki · 07-19-2009, 09:58 PM

i'm ****ing dying here!

CigaSkills9 · 07-19-2009, 10:07 PM

Ladies and Gents....There are no pre- flu symptoms. If you detect any of the listed syptoms, well it is too late....YOU ARE INFECTED!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Tobii, it is all your fault!!!!!

07-23-2009, 03:14 AM

can i get compensation ? i could spell once

07-23-2009, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

aw hell naw!!!

You just HAD to go there, didn't ya??

naw? oh mate thats a bad sign

07-19-2009, 10:24 AM	#1
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced TO: The General Public of CA It has come to our attention that there is a super-virus making its way though the population. I speak of TKF/OTH Flu. TKF, known by it's scientific name as Tobii Keyboard Flu and by it's common name Over The Hill Flu (OTH) is extremely contagious and may cause the following symptoms: speeling erorrs, forgetting where you are, Constantly sitting around in CA Chat, typing with one finger, and the squirts. PLEASE inform everyone you can! THERE IS NO CURE FOR TKF Be vigilant and please report all those who have any of the symptoms to CA Chat immediately. Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF. THANK YOU. -U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security, National Institute of Health, McDonalds, American Revolutionary War Foundation, and your Mother. __________________

07-19-2009, 11:58 AM	#2
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced aw hell naw!!! You just HAD to go there, didn't ya??

07-19-2009, 12:05 PM	#3
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced I think I know the cure or at least how to prevent it. Posted via Mobile Device

07-19-2009, 12:46 PM	#4
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced I think I got a touch of it. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

07-19-2009, 03:28 PM	#6
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced whqat sare you ta;lking aboout? ooh nooooo iver bern infekted! __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

07-19-2009, 09:58 PM	#7
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced i'm ****ing dying here!

07-19-2009, 10:07 PM	#8
CigaSkills9 Formerly Lt. Skills Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville,North Carolina Posts: 148 Trading: (1)	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced Ladies and Gents....There are no pre- flu symptoms. If you detect any of the listed syptoms, well it is too late....YOU ARE INFECTED!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Tobii, it is all your fault!!!!! __________________ "What is more important? Time for a great Cigar or Time with a great Woman? I'll take one of each, just to be safe!" M. Summerskill

07-23-2009, 03:14 AM	#9
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced can i get compensation ? i could spell once

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