I was fired today

Old Sailor · 07-13-2009, 12:45 AM

Subject: I was fired today, goodbye to all of you

For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person...

I was fired for ordering the cups.

joetownhound · 07-13-2009, 01:06 AM

MarkMc · 07-13-2009, 01:36 AM

That's hilarious!

kelmac07 · 07-13-2009, 05:19 AM

LOL!!

Flat4boxer · 07-13-2009, 05:29 AM

We have an opening for a company party planner. I'd like to hire you sight unseen.

Sailkat · 07-13-2009, 06:59 AM

Hope you are bringing cups to Newfie's herf

TripleF · 07-13-2009, 07:20 AM

dunng · 07-13-2009, 07:49 AM

Starscream · 07-13-2009, 04:30 PM

The Poet · 07-13-2009, 04:34 PM

Cups? Why, doesn't Molson make keg cans?

SmokeyJoe · 07-13-2009, 05:55 PM

Very funny! I was also quite relieved to see this was a joke thread - glad you are still employed.

karmaz00 · 07-13-2009, 07:32 PM

lol good one

CBI_2 · 07-13-2009, 09:42 PM

Thanks. I needed that.

Sailchaser · 07-13-2009, 09:49 PM

Only one cup per person rule applies

kelmac07 · 07-13-2009, 10:43 PM

Dave...you can order cups for my party anytime!!

07-13-2009, 10:54 PM

Now that is funny.

Working is overrated anyway

G G · 07-20-2009, 11:38 AM

Nice.

07-13-2009, 12:45 AM	#1
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,204 Trading: (22)	I was fired today Subject: I was fired today, goodbye to all of you For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person... I was fired for ordering the cups. __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

07-13-2009, 01:06 AM	#2
joetownhound EYH Survivor Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dennis Location: Tampa FL Posts: 380 Trading: (18)	Re: I was fired today __________________ "The tree of freedom must be nurtured from time to time with the blood of its patriots" -Thomas Jefferson

07-13-2009, 01:36 AM	#3
MarkMc Just in from the Storm Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Mark Location: Sumter, SC Posts: 11 Trading: (0)	Re: I was fired today That's hilarious!

07-13-2009, 05:19 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I was fired today LOL!!

07-13-2009, 05:29 AM	#5
Flat4boxer Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Kelly Location: NC Posts: 272 Trading: (4)	Re: I was fired today We have an opening for a company party planner. I'd like to hire you sight unseen. __________________ "Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!!!"

07-13-2009, 06:59 AM	#6
Sailkat Smooth sailing Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kat Location: St. Clair Shores, MI Posts: 638 Trading: (5)	Re: I was fired today Hope you are bringing cups to Newfie's herf __________________ "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” Oscar Wilde

07-13-2009, 07:20 AM	#7
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07-13-2009, 04:30 PM	#9
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07-13-2009, 04:34 PM	#10
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: I was fired today Cups? Why, doesn't Molson make keg cans?

07-13-2009, 05:55 PM	#11
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: I was fired today Very funny! I was also quite relieved to see this was a joke thread - glad you are still employed. __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

07-13-2009, 07:32 PM	#12
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: I was fired today lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

07-13-2009, 09:42 PM	#13
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: I was fired today Thanks. I needed that. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

07-13-2009, 09:49 PM	#14
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: I was fired today Only one cup per person rule applies __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

07-13-2009, 10:43 PM	#15
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I was fired today Dave...you can order cups for my party anytime!!

07-13-2009, 10:54 PM	#16
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I was fired today Now that is funny. Working is overrated anyway

07-20-2009, 11:38 AM	#17
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: I was fired today Nice.

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