Obsessions

07-01-2009, 05:31 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "You're obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

BigAl_SC · 07-01-2009, 05:44 PM

dunng · 07-01-2009, 05:51 PM

07-01-2009, 05:52 PM

lol thats pretty funny

MedicCook · 07-01-2009, 10:06 PM

kelmac07 · 07-02-2009, 05:56 AM

Good one!!!

CueTheMusic · 07-02-2009, 10:02 AM

nice!

07-02-2009, 11:43 AM

Bravo...

karmaz00 · 07-02-2009, 01:30 PM

lol good one

07-01-2009, 05:31 PM	#1
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Obsessions A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "You're obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

07-01-2009, 05:44 PM	#2
BigAl_SC The last mango in Paris Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alan Location: Simpsonville, SC Posts: 213 Trading: (7)	Re: Obsessions __________________ Coldblooded,calculation,unprincipled,usurper, without a virtue,knowing nothing of commerce,political economy,or civil government,and supplying ignorance by bold presumption. Thomas Jefferson

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dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Obsessions __________________ MassHole Banter

07-01-2009, 05:52 PM	#4
GHC_Hambone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Obsessions lol thats pretty funny

07-01-2009, 10:06 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Obsessions __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

07-02-2009, 05:56 AM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Obsessions Good one!!!

07-02-2009, 10:02 AM	#7
CueTheMusic Still Watching My Back Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Jeremy Location: Surrounded by corn Posts: 81 Trading: (2)	Re: Obsessions nice!

07-02-2009, 11:43 AM	#8
SchizoFilly Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Obsessions Bravo...

07-02-2009, 01:30 PM	#9
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