So I shaved my cat like a poodle

Drazzil · 05-13-2009, 09:10 PM

And the thread most likely to give everyone a heart attack award goes to...
(edited for, I had to remove the thread title as the profanity filter caught it, oh well)

Seriously folks I just had to share. I had to give my big black cat a bath. I figured if I did that it'd keep her hair from matting. I unfortunately made the mistake of using human shampoo on her. Her hair suddenly became matted. After cutting out the umpteenth hairball, I finally decided to throw in the towel and shave her.

Now let me preface with saying, do NOT try this at home, my cat is extremely docile and loving and even she was howling, sharling hissing and biting (although not very hard) There is a good reason professional groomers charge sixty dollars to do this. I think the next time I will just have a groomer do it. Fortunately for me, my cat does not hate me. I can do anything to her and she will be rubbing on my leg in two minutes like nothing ever happened.

The end result is one hilariously poodle shaved cat.

05-13-2009, 09:15 PM

Boring day, huh? LOL!

smokeyandthebandit05 · 05-13-2009, 09:17 PM

LMAO nice! I used to have a cat exactly like that, looks good with the lion haircut. I never did it on my own cat thou.

Starchild · 05-13-2009, 09:19 PM

We usually do that to our Himalayan during the summer time. He is even skinnier and more pathetic looking than yours if you can believe that. We pay someone else to be the bad guy.

Nice work

taltos · 05-13-2009, 09:22 PM

Never did that to one of our Himmies but we had to do that to a Main Coon Cat who got ring worm. He looked pathetic shaven.

Drazzil · 05-13-2009, 09:22 PM

Just as an aside, if anyone wants to do this, please get a professional clippers thats made for animals. Shaving this cat cost me a "Wahl Animal Groomer" and a regular pair of electric clippers recommended by a groomer. Burned out the motors on both of mine.

Sailchaser · 05-13-2009, 09:39 PM

You almost cost me a lap top as I was reading this.
Now I just have to get up off the floor and wipe my eyes dry
Just goes to prove that the funny things in life just happen
Thanks for sharing

WildBlueSooner · 05-13-2009, 09:50 PM

Im still laughing about the original thread title

Whee · 05-13-2009, 09:50 PM

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight just in case.

taltos · 05-13-2009, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Im still laughing about the original thread title

Was cat replaced by the p word?

Drazzil · 05-13-2009, 10:04 PM

The original title was "Shaved Pu$$y" but since the profanity filter caught it, it may have been a little too risque, and I didn't want to get on anyones bad side.

taltos · 05-13-2009, 10:05 PM

If you get on their bad side, we just make you a Masshole. We are used to it.

WildBlueSooner · 05-13-2009, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drazzil

The original title was "Shaved Pu$$y" but since the profanity filter caught it, it may have been a little too risque, and I didn't want to get on anyones bad side.

Gotta watch out for those infractions. I got one the first week I joined...been on my best behavior ever since

Sailkat · 05-13-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight just in case.

Don't let that cat see itself in a mirror.......it won't love you anymore

M1903A1 · 05-13-2009, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight just in case.

Absolutely! I know cats well and I can see kitty's giving that "you ba$t@rd" look!

05-13-2009, 11:26 PM

I'll pay ya 60 bucks to come get my 2 white cats and shave em. They need it!

bonjing · 05-13-2009, 11:51 PM

what no fade for the head?

05-14-2009, 01:05 AM

That's great.

Savor the Stick · 05-14-2009, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Gotta watch out for those infractions. I got one the first week I joined...been on my best behavior ever since

DPD6030 · 05-14-2009, 03:49 AM

Nice thread. Maybe that's why the g/f's cat throws up and chits on the floor. Might have to shave it. Actually is has Inflammatory bowel disorder. I'll pay you $60 to take it off my hands.

05-13-2009, 09:10 PM	#1
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	So I shaved my cat like a poodle And the thread most likely to give everyone a heart attack award goes to... (edited for, I had to remove the thread title as the profanity filter caught it, oh well) Seriously folks I just had to share. I had to give my big black cat a bath. I figured if I did that it'd keep her hair from matting. I unfortunately made the mistake of using human shampoo on her. Her hair suddenly became matted. After cutting out the umpteenth hairball, I finally decided to throw in the towel and shave her. Now let me preface with saying, do NOT try this at home, my cat is extremely docile and loving and even she was howling, sharling hissing and biting (although not very hard) There is a good reason professional groomers charge sixty dollars to do this. I think the next time I will just have a groomer do it. Fortunately for me, my cat does not hate me. I can do anything to her and she will be rubbing on my leg in two minutes like nothing ever happened. The end result is one hilariously poodle shaved cat.

05-13-2009, 09:15 PM	#2
yellowgoat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle Boring day, huh? LOL!

05-13-2009, 09:17 PM	#3
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle LMAO nice! I used to have a cat exactly like that, looks good with the lion haircut. I never did it on my own cat thou. __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

05-13-2009, 09:19 PM	#4
Starchild SERENITY NOW! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andre Location: Fernandina Beach, Fl Posts: 553 Trading: (11)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle We usually do that to our Himalayan during the summer time. He is even skinnier and more pathetic looking than yours if you can believe that. We pay someone else to be the bad guy. Nice work __________________ Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time - Steven Wright

05-13-2009, 09:22 PM	#5
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle Never did that to one of our Himmies but we had to do that to a Main Coon Cat who got ring worm. He looked pathetic shaven. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-13-2009, 09:39 PM	#7
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle You almost cost me a lap top as I was reading this. Now I just have to get up off the floor and wipe my eyes dry Just goes to prove that the funny things in life just happen Thanks for sharing __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

05-13-2009, 09:50 PM	#8
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle Im still laughing about the original thread title __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-13-2009, 09:50 PM	#9
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle I'd sleep with one eye open tonight just in case. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

05-13-2009, 10:04 PM	#11
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle The original title was "Shaved Pu$$y" but since the profanity filter caught it, it may have been a little too risque, and I didn't want to get on anyones bad side.

05-13-2009, 10:05 PM	#12
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle If you get on their bad side, we just make you a Masshole. We are used to it. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-13-2009, 11:26 PM	#16
uncballzer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle I'll pay ya 60 bucks to come get my 2 white cats and shave em. They need it!

05-13-2009, 11:51 PM	#17
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,012 Trading: (39)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle what no fade for the head?

05-14-2009, 01:05 AM	#18
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle That's great.

05-14-2009, 03:49 AM	#20
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: So I shaved my cat like a poodle Nice thread. Maybe that's why the g/f's cat throws up and chits on the floor. Might have to shave it. Actually is has Inflammatory bowel disorder. I'll pay you $60 to take it off my hands.

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