Murphy decided to visit me today.

The good news is, at 0100 this morning she was resuscitated!

Some notes here -

- FIVE different Stores that DON'T have a water pump for a 98 Dodge? WTF?? We lost three hours just trying to find a COMMON part!

- Those little fan shroud nuts have a homing beacon for the drain pan when dropped...so does your cigar...

- Taking coolant hoses off...Superglue was NOT used, but you will swear it was.

- And THANK you to the ""wonderful"" designers of the Engine. Brilliant idea to locate the hose for the water pump UNDER the A/C Compressor. Brilliant. I believe I invented several new &^%$ words....