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After a day of heavy drinking, I participated in a pie eating contest. Let's just say there was a violent reaction before I left the stage.
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don't roller skate in a buffalo herf
heard that some place
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Thats strange....so many of these have to do with drinking. Very weird
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once donated plasma and then went drinking. EPIC FAIL.
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Don't Sake Bomb with Asian restaurant owners, they're 140lb. heavyweights!
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Drink a fifth of Makers Mark in under an hour. I was coming down with the flu, and we were having a party. I remembered as a kid that my Grandmother would give me a spoon full of Whiskey and sugar when I was sick. Well in my mind if a little Whiskey make me feel alright a fifth should make me feel great. Boy was I wrong.
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this was a night in 1998 still talked about at Notre Dame and i was still in the Navy at the time.
empty stomach, daquiris made with vodka, a lot of cocktail shrimp, lemon drops, peppermint schnapps, papa johns bread sticks covered in dipping sauce, beer. never made it to the bathroom i will never do that again also saw a guy eating a muffin while at a urinal in a public bathroom, i would never do that either.
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12 sam adams lagers on top of a couple glasses of egg nog = very bad early morning...and then I had an exam to take.
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I learned that one should not drive a lifted Jeep in a rallycross event.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was taking the pics. It is not my jeep. -Mark. |
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Fatter than you!
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Nice advice there
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.
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I have a friend who knows now not to light a huge burn pit on a hot day by pouring a gallon of gasoline on it first and waiting for it to soak in.
For me, I know if you cut a tree down and it gets caught in another tree, to use a winch or long rope and a truck to pull it out. From a distance. More than the tree is tall. |
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