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Old 10-26-2008, 08:40 AM   #1
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Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night!
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:50 PM   #2
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:51 PM   #3
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Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:29 PM   #4
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:31 PM   #5
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Go to bed with itchy butt. Wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:44 PM   #6
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Old 10-26-2008, 10:24 PM   #7
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Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.
Like that one. Should be followed closely by:

It's not the fall that gets you, it's that sudden stop at the end.
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Old 10-27-2008, 07:45 AM   #8
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"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:30 AM   #9
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"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.
Amen, brother.
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Old 10-27-2008, 09:53 AM   #10
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Just ask for help when you need it.

Don't throw full lighters into fires.
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:14 AM   #11
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He who hesitates masterbates

Go ugly early

If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.
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Old 10-27-2008, 12:13 PM   #12
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He who hesitates masterbates

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If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:20 PM   #13
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Combat stress. Pay him no nevermind.
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