Adoption update!

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Originally Posted by Gargoyle

We have a "joking" game when I drive him to school on my way to work. There is a 30 minute period where we go back and forth seeing various animals and dinosaurs farting, pooping or peeing in the woods, on a car, etc.

• D: Hey daddy, I see a T-Rex pooping in the woods!!!
• Me: Where is it? I can't see it?
• D: I'm joking!! (follwed by hysterical laugher) Your turn!

... and so it goes. Your creativity gets pushed to the max after 20 minutes of this because he doesn't like repeats, or you'll hear "no, you already did that!"

You could always use the classic HERF standby:

"Daddy, I see Tim Ricker pooping at Vin's herf and he smells like Vin's dad"