All the thanks...

CBI_2 · 04-07-2009, 06:39 PM

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty. One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said: "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

WildBlueSooner · 04-07-2009, 06:40 PM

hahah

I like it

MedicCook · 04-07-2009, 06:41 PM

04-07-2009, 06:44 PM

That's funny.

SmokeyJoe · 04-07-2009, 10:21 PM

That made me laugh, Paul... well done!

Starscream · 04-08-2009, 08:05 AM

DPD6030 · 04-08-2009, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

hahah

I like it

karmaz00 · 04-08-2009, 12:01 PM

good one

Mugen910 · 04-08-2009, 12:03 PM

Ahaha..

Tenor CS · 04-08-2009, 05:52 PM

Ha ha ha

But I'm one of the lucky few who likes my mother-in-law

04-09-2009, 04:27 PM

You kill me Paul!

04-09-2009, 04:30 PM

04-11-2009, 03:41 PM

04-07-2009, 06:39 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	All the thanks... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty. One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said: "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

04-07-2009, 06:40 PM	#2
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: All the thanks... hahah I like it __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-07-2009, 06:41 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: All the thanks...

04-07-2009, 06:44 PM	#4
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: All the thanks... That's funny.

04-07-2009, 10:21 PM	#5
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: All the thanks... That made me laugh, Paul... well done! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

04-08-2009, 08:05 AM	#6
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: All the thanks... __________________ Insert quote here.

04-08-2009, 12:01 PM	#8
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: All the thanks... good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-08-2009, 12:03 PM	#9
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: All the thanks... Ahaha.. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-08-2009, 05:52 PM	#10
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: All the thanks... Ha ha ha But I'm one of the lucky few who likes my mother-in-law __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

04-09-2009, 04:27 PM	#11
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: All the thanks... You kill me Paul!

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