It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story

markem · 04-04-2009, 04:45 PM

That zemekone was operating him like a puppet. Bwahahaha, I'm Dave's Mini Me, cried Gerry as he rush towards Jessica Alba only to run smack into Tom's ...

SeanGAR · 04-04-2009, 05:51 PM

gurhka immensissimo ... the longest cigar in the world at 2.1 meters.

As zemekone was falling, the dark lord swept over him and reached Jessica ..... "oooh", she cooed, "I've always wanted a man with a prosthesis".

Legend attempted to push the dark Lord aside "I have a prosthesis too .. but mine is from a B&M".

Unfortunately, he ignored the fact that the dark lord carries a light saber. The dark lord spun around, his cape waving like the fat pasty lady wearing an outfit three sizes too small on the front of a carnival cruise liner, as he fired his light saber and ....

markem · 04-04-2009, 06:00 PM

realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ...

The Professor · 04-04-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ...

... a purple, glowing, pulsating, almost cartoonishly large ...

markem · 04-04-2009, 08:51 PM

eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere.

Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ...

icehog3 · 04-04-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere.

Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ...

..."I am the Eggman...I am the Eggman...I am the Walrus, Koo Koo Kachoo"!

This for some strange reason enraged puppet powered Gerry/Klugs/Nielsen, who proceeded to....

markem · 04-04-2009, 09:56 PM

breakdance

that's right, breakdance. Everyone started shouting "bust a move, bust a move". Good thing he was wearing his MC Hammer parachute pants, because otherwise, when he did that one really wild move, he might have ...

04-04-2009, 04:45 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story That zemekone was operating him like a puppet. Bwahahaha, I'm Dave's Mini Me, cried Gerry as he rush towards Jessica Alba only to run smack into Tom's ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 05:51 PM	#2
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story gurhka immensissimo ... the longest cigar in the world at 2.1 meters. As zemekone was falling, the dark lord swept over him and reached Jessica ..... "oooh", she cooed, "I've always wanted a man with a prosthesis". Legend attempted to push the dark Lord aside "I have a prosthesis too .. but mine is from a B&M". Unfortunately, he ignored the fact that the dark lord carries a light saber. The dark lord spun around, his cape waving like the fat pasty lady wearing an outfit three sizes too small on the front of a carnival cruise liner, as he fired his light saber and .... __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

04-04-2009, 06:00 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story realized that it's a light saber, not a gun, so nothing happened. How could he be so stupid. But he had one last trick to play and reached into his spandex for ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 08:51 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story eggplant. That's right, his secret identity is Kapitan Eggplant, scourge to evil everywhere. Eggplant in hand, he paused, on hand on his hip, to proclaim ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-04-2009, 09:56 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,662 Trading: (47)	Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story breakdance that's right, breakdance. Everyone started shouting "bust a move, bust a move". Good thing he was wearing his MC Hammer parachute pants, because otherwise, when he did that one really wild move, he might have ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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