It's finally happened

CBI_2 · 03-25-2009, 08:46 PM

I am now officially an old fart. I get the mail when I come home and what is awaiting me? My 1st official invite to join AARP.

Those @#&% ! They couldn't just let me get there without them reminding me of it the SOBs

And BTW how do they find out or from whom that they need to contact you. SSA maybe?

03-25-2009, 08:48 PM

Sailchaser · 03-25-2009, 08:53 PM

Paul,
The real question is does aarp give you cigar discounts

hotreds · 03-25-2009, 08:56 PM

Yup, I keep getting those as well. However, I would NEVER join this organization.

http://www.60plus.org/about-aarp.asp

WildBlueSooner · 03-25-2009, 08:57 PM

You guys are old!!!!

Just kidding you are like cigars, better with age!

MedicCook · 03-25-2009, 08:58 PM

I guess congrats is out of the question then ole' timer.

hotreds · 03-25-2009, 08:59 PM

I guess smoking cigs didn't shorten her life span too much, eh?

md4958 · 03-25-2009, 09:00 PM

Here you go Paul!

CBI_2 · 03-25-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailchaser

Paul,
The real question is does aarp give you cigar discounts

That would be the only thing that could come close to enticing me to join them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

Yup, I keep getting those as well. However, I would NEVER join this organization.

http://www.60plus.org/about-aarp.asp

Thanks for the link. This group looks interesting.

CBI_2 · 03-25-2009, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

You guys are old!!!!

Just kidding you are like cigars, better with age!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

I guess congrats is out of the question then ole' timer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

Here you go Paul!

ucla695 · 03-25-2009, 09:27 PM

I know how you feel. I received something from them earlier in the year and I'm not even 40.

CBI_2 · 03-25-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ucla695

I know how you feel. I received something from them earlier in the year and I'm not even 40.

Holy Smokes! Trying to rush you along aren't they?

Ashcan Bill · 03-25-2009, 10:45 PM

I get them pretty often. I shred them.

The wife gets them pretty often as well. I always place hers on the mantle.

68TriShield · 03-26-2009, 06:08 AM

I changed my auto insurance to AARP's provider and saved more than 600 dollars

Starscream · 03-26-2009, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

I get them pretty often. I shred them.

The wife gets them pretty often as well. I always place hers on the mantle.

Awesome

I have to remember subtle hints like that for my wife.

rizzle · 03-26-2009, 09:18 AM

Damn Paulie, I don't know if I can go shooting with someone whose faculties might be a little off. I might get shot in the face or something.

CBI_2 · 03-26-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

I get them pretty often. I shred them.

The wife gets them pretty often as well. I always place hers on the mantle.

LOL I like that but my wife is older and has already been on this road.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

I changed my auto insurance to AARP's provider and saved more than 600 dollars

Very cool. I guess they may offer something worthwhile then.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle

Damn Paulie, I don't know if I can go shooting with someone whose faculties might be a little off. I might get shot in the face or something.

I guess I should tell you beforehand that Dick Cheney is my hero.

tunes · 03-26-2009, 05:25 PM

I started getting them a few year back, pissed me off until me wife received her first - laughed my butt off!

Blueface · 03-27-2009, 05:59 PM

Boy do I know the feeling.
Just got my first offer a couple of months ago, in advance no less. What pricks!!!

G G · 03-27-2009, 06:02 PM

Haven't got mine yet, but I will be 44 soon. Prolly wont be long.

03-25-2009, 08:46 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	It's finally happened I am now officially an old fart. I get the mail when I come home and what is awaiting me? My 1st official invite to join AARP. Those @#&% ! They couldn't just let me get there without them reminding me of it the SOBs And BTW how do they find out or from whom that they need to contact you. SSA maybe? __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-25-2009, 08:48 PM	#2
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: It's finally happened

03-25-2009, 08:53 PM	#3
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: It's finally happened Paul, The real question is does aarp give you cigar discounts __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

03-25-2009, 08:56 PM	#4
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: It's finally happened Yup, I keep getting those as well. However, I would NEVER join this organization. http://www.60plus.org/about-aarp.asp __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-25-2009, 08:57 PM	#5
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: It's finally happened You guys are old!!!! Just kidding you are like cigars, better with age! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-25-2009, 08:58 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: It's finally happened I guess congrats is out of the question then ole' timer.

03-25-2009, 08:59 PM	#7
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: It's finally happened I guess smoking cigs didn't shorten her life span too much, eh? __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-25-2009, 09:00 PM	#8
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: It's finally happened Here you go Paul! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

03-25-2009, 09:27 PM	#11
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: It's finally happened I know how you feel. I received something from them earlier in the year and I'm not even 40.

03-25-2009, 10:45 PM	#13
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,901 Trading: (6)	Re: It's finally happened I get them pretty often. I shred them. The wife gets them pretty often as well. I always place hers on the mantle.

03-26-2009, 06:08 AM	#14
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: It's finally happened I changed my auto insurance to AARP's provider and saved more than 600 dollars

03-26-2009, 09:18 AM	#16
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: It's finally happened Damn Paulie, I don't know if I can go shooting with someone whose faculties might be a little off. I might get shot in the face or something.

03-26-2009, 05:25 PM	#18
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: It's finally happened I started getting them a few year back, pissed me off until me wife received her first - laughed my butt off! __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

03-27-2009, 05:59 PM	#19
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: It's finally happened Boy do I know the feeling. Just got my first offer a couple of months ago, in advance no less. What pricks!!! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

03-27-2009, 06:02 PM	#20
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: It's finally happened Haven't got mine yet, but I will be 44 soon. Prolly wont be long.

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