stirring the pot local B&M vs big internet

[landhoney]

Originally Posted by dunng

WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!


STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?

WALDORF: What’s all the commotion about?
STATLER: Waldorf, the bunny ran away!
WALDORF: Well, you know what that makes him -
BOTH: Smarter than us!

Statler: Well, that was different.
Waldorf: Yep. Lousy...
Both: ...but different!

Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it.

S: I like the steel Drums!

W: What?!?

S: THE PIGS' STEEL DRUMS!!!

W: I beleive it! They'll take anything that isn't bolted down!

S: Is your hearing aid fixed?
W: No.
S: Then how do you know what I'm saying?
W: I don't!
S: Oh. (does double take)