Oscar's..I'll eat Perry's hat if HEATH LEDGER wins

Um, okay, I've got to apologize....this thing scared the sh!t out of me as soon as I opened the damn box. Okay, even before that, it's true.

So when I got home with the disgusting thing, I left it outside over the weekend. I told you about the poop right?

And truthfully, I was really really busy this weekend so I didn't get to take pics or video or get on the news or anything (and I didn't even log in once to CA). I'm sorry about that. I know you would have loved seeing this on MSNBC or heard President Obama talking about it and I could have made that sh!t happen but like I said, we were really busy this weekend and mrsreindeer wouldn't let me go within 20 feet of the box.

Strangely similar.....but I digress.

Not to mention that I was already so full from breakfast Friday morning that I couldn't possibly fit in more to eat. Yes, all weekend long.

So the pics/video/blogs will have to wait until I can stomach reopening the thing and eating the hat and the damn bird. As long as the racoons don't get to it first.

Thank you very much for your patience. It will be soon.