I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet

03-12-2009, 04:57 AM

I was talking to my co worker today and she mentioned her daughter had a pet that she could no longer keep because they are afraid it might eat their new baby after she's old enough to walk. they are afraid she might get in to the back yard somehow and get eaten.

I told her I would take it and eat if she didnt mind, rather than having it eat a kid. she told me sure. I'm going to pick it up next week.

I'm then gonna figure a way to chain it, and several possums, to a tree in my back yard so i can plump it up a little.

Then i'm going to have all my co workers down so i can kill it. deep fry the tail and roast the body.

yup... my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard!

anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this.

Smokin Gator · 03-12-2009, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard!

anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this.

I'd love to join you, but that isn't a big enough gator for a real big party!!! BTW, the jaw muscle meat and the meat where the leg goes in is the best!!!

03-12-2009, 05:04 AM

haha, i know its not going to be a ton of meat, but i figure there will be around 20 of us. One of my other co-workers offered to net a bunch of crawfish for the even to eat!

Smokin Gator · 03-12-2009, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

haha, i know its not going to be a ton of meat, but i figure there will be around 20 of us. One of my other co-workers offered to net a bunch of crawfish for the even to eat!

Now you are talking!!!

With a small gator like that you might consider grinding the meat, mixing in some pork fat, and making "gator burgers." Something a little more time consuming but dang good is to do the same thing but make meatballs. Wrap a piece of bacon around them and smoke them for about 2 1/2 hours at 225. MMMMmmmm... gator balls!!!

03-12-2009, 05:18 AM

whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.

taltos · 03-12-2009, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.

45 cal in the brain pan.

03-12-2009, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.

but the bullit trough the brain may work as well

Don Fernando · 03-12-2009, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom

Smokin Gator · 03-12-2009, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom

The Don is ON this morning!!!

If by the slim chance that doesn't work I would use a 12 gauge shotgun and put it about 5 or so inches above his eyes and pull the trigger.

03-12-2009, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

The Don is ON this morning!!!

If by the slim chance that doesn't work I would use a 12 gauge shotgun and put it about 5 or so inches above his eyes and pull the trigger.

slugs work better than bird shot for this btw....

Just saying....

Wish I could come down for gator and crawfish, sounds awesome.

03-12-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Don Fernando

put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom

An ALigator in Indiana, wtf???

Fishbeadtwo · 03-12-2009, 08:52 AM

Sounds like it has the makings for a "crocumentary" with a small production budget of course.....

King James · 03-12-2009, 08:53 AM

Just make sure Bunny is watching if you wrastle the thing

TripleF · 03-12-2009, 08:59 AM

Better hope Rizzle doesn't see this......the thought of cooked gator might get him licking his chops! (he's a BAMA fan for those of you who don't know).

icehog3 · 03-12-2009, 09:04 AM

Love me some fresh gator....but I could eat a 5 footer myself.

rizzle · 03-12-2009, 10:03 AM

Somebody say we're having gator for dinner? In.

hotreds · 03-12-2009, 10:17 AM

Hmmm....

Stig · 03-12-2009, 11:34 AM

Mmmmmmm Gator. The tail meat is real good

Geppetto · 03-12-2009, 12:32 PM

Put me in for shoes, belt and another friggin purse for the Mrs.

bonjing · 03-12-2009, 03:53 PM

kill it Crocodile Dundee style... jump from a tree and drive your knife through it's skull

03-12-2009, 04:57 AM	#1
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I was talking to my co worker today and she mentioned her daughter had a pet that she could no longer keep because they are afraid it might eat their new baby after she's old enough to walk. they are afraid she might get in to the back yard somehow and get eaten. I told her I would take it and eat if she didnt mind, rather than having it eat a kid. she told me sure. I'm going to pick it up next week. I'm then gonna figure a way to chain it, and several possums, to a tree in my back yard so i can plump it up a little. Then i'm going to have all my co workers down so i can kill it. deep fry the tail and roast the body. yup... my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard! anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this.

03-12-2009, 05:04 AM	#3
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet haha, i know its not going to be a ton of meat, but i figure there will be around 20 of us. One of my other co-workers offered to net a bunch of crawfish for the even to eat!

03-12-2009, 05:18 AM	#5
SixPackSunday Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course! kidding.

03-12-2009, 08:52 AM	#12
Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Sounds like it has the makings for a "crocumentary" with a small production budget of course..... __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

03-12-2009, 08:53 AM	#13
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03-12-2009, 08:59 AM	#14
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Better hope Rizzle doesn't see this......the thought of cooked gator might get him licking his chops! (he's a BAMA fan for those of you who don't know). __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

03-12-2009, 09:04 AM	#15
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Love me some fresh gator....but I could eat a 5 footer myself. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-12-2009, 10:03 AM	#16
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03-12-2009, 10:17 AM	#17
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03-12-2009, 11:34 AM	#18
Stig Dead Pool Junkie Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Matt Location: Right Coast Posts: 318 Trading: (2)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Mmmmmmm Gator. The tail meat is real good __________________ Falling Stickmen CT Pro Percussion

03-12-2009, 12:32 PM	#19
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