The cowboy whisperer

markem · 02-27-2009, 02:49 PM

Cowboy: "That your dog?"

Indian: "Yep."

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of TOTAL amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie."

karmaz00 · 02-27-2009, 03:29 PM

lol good one

02-27-2009, 03:30 PM

oh and....

CBI_2 · 02-27-2009, 05:38 PM

Thanks hadn't heard that one in a while.

tunes · 02-27-2009, 05:41 PM

Thanks for the Friday laugh!

G G · 02-27-2009, 05:43 PM

That's funny I don't care who you are.

02-27-2009, 10:38 PM

Call me stupid, but I don't get it..

02-27-2009, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chompers

Call me stupid, but I don't get it..

The Indian likely ****s the sheep. If the guy asks the sheep the same thing he asked the other animals, the sheep will mention the sex.

02-27-2009, 02:49 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	The cowboy whisperer Cowboy: "That your dog?" Indian: "Yep." Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Indian: (Look of TOTAL amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-27-2009, 03:29 PM	#2
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The cowboy whisperer lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-27-2009, 03:30 PM	#3
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The cowboy whisperer oh and....

02-27-2009, 05:38 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The cowboy whisperer Thanks hadn't heard that one in a while. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-27-2009, 05:41 PM	#5
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: The cowboy whisperer Thanks for the Friday laugh! __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

02-27-2009, 05:43 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The cowboy whisperer That's funny I don't care who you are.

02-27-2009, 10:38 PM	#7
Chompers Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The cowboy whisperer Call me stupid, but I don't get it..

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