Don't shave your butt

Darrell, I always love to read your posts and this one nearly put me away. As I started reading it I had my suspicions until I remember my son telling me this story years ago about one of his buddies who did this as well ( the guy was pretty hairy ) and he came to the exact same conclusions you found out. He warned all his buddies not to do this for what you wrote ( hilariously ) in this post.

Didn't see anyone else say this but as you know somebody had to say it,,,,this post means nothing without PICS! lol