New Grocery store

macpappy · 02-23-2009, 09:00 AM

A new supermarket opened in a small town in Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you he ar hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Sailchaser · 02-23-2009, 09:17 AM

Thanks for the

taltos · 02-23-2009, 09:50 AM

I imagine buying Beano or Gas-X could be unpleasant also.

karmaz00 · 02-23-2009, 12:06 PM

lol good one

02-23-2009, 09:00 AM	#1
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	New Grocery store A new supermarket opened in a small town in Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you he ar hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies I don't buy toilet paper there any more. __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

02-23-2009, 09:17 AM	#2
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: New Grocery store Thanks for the __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

02-23-2009, 09:50 AM	#3
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: New Grocery store I imagine buying Beano or Gas-X could be unpleasant also. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

02-23-2009, 12:06 PM	#4
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: New Grocery store lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

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