Is this even safe? - Page 2

Old Sailor · 10-20-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Spect · 10-20-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Sell them by the ounce, it's a very exclusive product.

10-20-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Well we do drink gold...goldschlager. I don't thin anything you inhale these days are good for you. even Oxygen is getting bad. haha

Sr Mike · 10-20-2008, 04:00 PM

Y'all do not light your gold dipped cigars? I thought we all did that?

VirtualSmitty · 10-20-2008, 04:03 PM

I wonder if it tastes metallic

lenguamor · 10-20-2008, 06:20 PM

Eating gold is safe because your body simply doesn't metabolize it; you simply get valuable poop.

But smoking a heavy metal...not something I would ever do.

acruce · 10-20-2008, 09:11 PM

Um..No

GhostRyder · 10-20-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dgar

The guy in the picture should Know these taste better when there lit with a hundred dollar bill...... NOOB

It's like cedar, but better.

Starscream · 10-20-2008, 09:47 PM

a cigar truly fit for king Midas!

Pyro · 10-20-2008, 10:42 PM

As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash!

In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid!

mikey burr · 10-20-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FriskyDingo

Pffft. 24K gold cigar, please! These aren't worth my time. I smoke nothing less than platinum plated cigars.

i light my cremosas with behikes

theonlybear4CORT · 10-20-2008, 11:55 PM

UUUGGGHHHH na na na na.

ucla695 · 10-21-2008, 07:06 AM

Yikes! I'm sure it doesn't taste good and can't be healthy to light it up either. I'd definitely take off the foil.

borndead1 · 10-21-2008, 08:10 AM

I wonder if he paired the cigar with a cup of that $300/lb. coffee that is picked out of animal poop.

10-21-2008, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Nicely done sir!!!

UK Bro · 10-21-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by roughrider

newsimg.bbc.co.uk??? Let me guess, a bloody Englishman? Just in case ya wondering, we dont all smoke gold cigars! (I prefer platinuim!)

gnukfu · 10-21-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

WTF are you smoking???

Cigars!!!

10-21-2008, 11:32 AM

I that a gold bugger on his nose?

theonlybear4CORT · 10-21-2008, 01:14 PM

he just finnished mining for gold.

10-21-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash!

In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid!

It wouldn't even burn. It would just give your cigar a horrible tasting tunnel as the flame works its way toward your mouth as it tries to find a way out.

10-20-2008, 04:00 PM	#24
Sr Mike As Is Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: EBFE Posts: 657 Trading: (6)	Re: Is this even safe? Y'all do not light your gold dipped cigars? I thought we all did that?

10-20-2008, 04:03 PM	#25
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: Is this even safe? I wonder if it tastes metallic __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin

10-20-2008, 06:20 PM	#26
lenguamor puta por Ninfas! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The 305 again! Posts: 1,030 Trading: (23)	Re: Is this even safe? Eating gold is safe because your body simply doesn't metabolize it; you simply get valuable poop. But smoking a heavy metal...not something I would ever do. __________________

10-20-2008, 09:11 PM	#27
acruce Just killing Time Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: Venus TX Posts: 1,114 Trading: (1)	Re: Is this even safe? Um..No __________________ LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST~SMOKE AS MANY FINE CIGARS AS POSSIBLE ~ SMILE ~ IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!!

10-20-2008, 09:47 PM	#29
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Is this even safe? a cigar truly fit for king Midas! __________________ Insert quote here.

10-20-2008, 10:42 PM	#30
Pyro Just in from the Storm Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Per Location: Sweden Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Is this even safe? As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash! In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid!

10-20-2008, 11:55 PM	#32
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Is this even safe? UUUGGGHHHH na na na na.

10-21-2008, 07:06 AM	#33
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Is this even safe? Yikes! I'm sure it doesn't taste good and can't be healthy to light it up either. I'd definitely take off the foil.

10-21-2008, 08:10 AM	#34
borndead1 Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 1,374 Trading: (7)	Re: Is this even safe? I wonder if he paired the cigar with a cup of that $300/lb. coffee that is picked out of animal poop.

10-21-2008, 11:32 AM	#38
SmokinAFuente Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Is this even safe? I that a gold bugger on his nose?

10-21-2008, 01:14 PM	#39
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Is this even safe? he just finnished mining for gold.

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