Doctor Knows Best

CBI_2 · 02-16-2009, 01:32 PM

A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!"

The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered.

The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man's thumb with it as hard as he could.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!" the man yelled.

"Good, good," the doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'."

karmaz00 · 02-16-2009, 04:35 PM

good one

G G · 02-16-2009, 08:05 PM

Nice

Tenor CS · 02-16-2009, 08:46 PM

That guy must have an HMO.

CBI_2 · 02-16-2009, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenor CS

That guy must have an HMO.

02-16-2009, 01:32 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Doctor Knows Best A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered. The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man's thumb with it as hard as he could. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!" the man yelled. "Good, good," the doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-16-2009, 04:35 PM	#2
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Doctor Knows Best good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-16-2009, 08:05 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Doctor Knows Best Nice

02-16-2009, 08:46 PM	#4
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: Doctor Knows Best That guy must have an HMO. __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

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