Want a cigar, can't have a cigar. What do you do instead?

[T.G]

You could always try masturbation

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by T.G

You could always try masturbation

Oh. I've tried. Believe me, I've tried.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Oh. I've tried. Believe me, I've tried.

Me too. Just as Id never recommend a cigar that I never tried....

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[Ashcan Bill]

I just completed a successful hunt myself. I arose early this morning and trekked down to the local food emporium, where I bagged myself a 17 lb. turkey. To celebrate I am now heading off to the patio to enjoy a fine tobacco product. May your hunt be as productive as mine.

[JDoughty]

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

I just completed a successful hunt myself. I arose early this morning and trekked down to the local food emporium, where I bagged myself a 17 lb. turkey. To celebrate I am now heading off to the patio to enjoy a fine tobacco product. May your hunt be as productive as mine.

Congratulations! I am terrible at turkey calling and my hunting buddy who was good at it moved away, so I didn't go after them during our season. I like venison for the work to meat ratio, but my last hunt didn't yield any luck, alas. Trying to get another stretch of time before the holiday to try again.

[JDoughty]

Originally Posted by T.G

You could always try masturbation

Not while I'm stalking deer I ain't gonna. That ain't what you use to pull a bow, unless you're just built real different.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by JDoughty

Not while I'm stalking deer I ain't gonna. That ain't what you use to pull a bow, unless you're just built real different.

Ted laughs and says "Amateur...."

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by JDoughty

unless you're just built real different.