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Old 11-21-2025, 12:20 PM   #1
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You could always try masturbation
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Old 11-21-2025, 03:17 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2025, 04:32 PM   #3
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Me too. Just as Id never recommend a cigar that I never tried....

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Old 11-21-2025, 05:47 PM   #4
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I just completed a successful hunt myself. I arose early this morning and trekked down to the local food emporium, where I bagged myself a 17 lb. turkey. To celebrate I am now heading off to the patio to enjoy a fine tobacco product. May your hunt be as productive as mine.
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Old 11-21-2025, 07:19 PM   #5
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I just completed a successful hunt myself. I arose early this morning and trekked down to the local food emporium, where I bagged myself a 17 lb. turkey. To celebrate I am now heading off to the patio to enjoy a fine tobacco product. May your hunt be as productive as mine.
Congratulations! I am terrible at turkey calling and my hunting buddy who was good at it moved away, so I didn't go after them during our season. I like venison for the work to meat ratio, but my last hunt didn't yield any luck, alas. Trying to get another stretch of time before the holiday to try again.
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Old 11-21-2025, 07:24 PM   #6
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Not while I'm stalking deer I ain't gonna. That ain't what you use to pull a bow, unless you're just built real different.
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Not while I'm stalking deer I ain't gonna. That ain't what you use to pull a bow, unless you're just built real different.

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