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Old 12-09-2021, 08:22 PM   #1
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(CNN) — Organizers of a popular camel beauty contest in Saudi Arabia have disqualified 43 contestants after cracking down on Botox injections and other forms of "tampering" by breeders.

The 40-day King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, located about 100 kilometers (62 miles) northeast of the capital, Riyadh, launched at the beginning of December. In its sixth year, it sees breeders compete for more than $66 million in prize money, according to Saudi state media outlet Saudi Press Agency (SPA), so the stakes are high.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/c...ntl/index.html

Camels ejected from beauty contest over Botox use and other 'tampering'
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Old 12-09-2021, 08:46 PM   #2
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This is one crazy mf'ing planet we live on.
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Old 12-09-2021, 10:03 PM   #3
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Do they have banjos over there?
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With so much at stake, Botox is pretty much expected.
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Nothing hotter than a camel toe


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