My super power

bruceolee · 11-26-2021, 03:11 PM

Some people get flight or superhuman strength but i finally have my origin story! While smoking a great AF short story i noticed while smoking it to the nub that if i hold my cigar nub in my right hand i can hold it longer than in my left hand. apparently from nearly 30 years of playing blues guitar my calluses allow me to hold it and enjoy it longer. i want my super name to be The Eternal Smoker or maybe just jason. jason seems more subtle..

icehog3 · 11-27-2021, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bruceolee

Some people get flight or superhuman strength but i finally have my origin story! While smoking a great AF short story i noticed while smoking it to the nub that if i hold my cigar nub in my right hand i can hold it longer than in my left hand. apparently from nearly 30 years of playing blues guitar my calluses allow me to hold it and enjoy it longer. i want my super name to be The Eternal Smoker or maybe just jason. jason seems more subtle..

Not bad, Jason. It beats "Admiral Douchebag" anyway.

11-26-2021, 03:11 PM	#1
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	My super power Some people get flight or superhuman strength but i finally have my origin story! While smoking a great AF short story i noticed while smoking it to the nub that if i hold my cigar nub in my right hand i can hold it longer than in my left hand. apparently from nearly 30 years of playing blues guitar my calluses allow me to hold it and enjoy it longer. i want my super name to be The Eternal Smoker or maybe just jason. jason seems more subtle.. __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

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