Payback...

Steve · 06-04-2021, 07:41 AM

A little boy's birthday gift from Grandma was a water pistol.

Mom said to Grandma, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Grandma grinned. "Oh, yes, I certainly do."

icehog3 · 06-04-2021, 08:53 AM

markem · 06-04-2021, 10:52 AM

True story.

My brother liked to make basically anything into a drum, when he was little. When his son was born, Mom sent a child's drum kit. My bother sent it back to Mom, which promptly sent it back to him. Went back and forth several times before my brother just said "thank you" and threw the kit away.

When he pressed my Mom for why she was so insistent, her reply was "payback is a biotch".

06-04-2021, 07:41 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Payback... A little boy's birthday gift from Grandma was a water pistol. Mom said to Grandma, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Grandma grinned. "Oh, yes, I certainly do." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-04-2021, 08:53 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Payback... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-04-2021, 10:52 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Payback... True story. My brother liked to make basically anything into a drum, when he was little. When his son was born, Mom sent a child's drum kit. My bother sent it back to Mom, which promptly sent it back to him. Went back and forth several times before my brother just said "thank you" and threw the kit away. When he pressed my Mom for why she was so insistent, her reply was "payback is a biotch". __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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