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Old 07-09-2020, 06:54 AM   #1
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An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."
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Old 07-09-2020, 08:40 AM   #2
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Old 07-09-2020, 09:40 AM   #3
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An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."
There's a whole list of these from the aviation world...this is a new one on me though!
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No charge for parts, but service fee of $1500.
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