Worms...

CigarNut · 04-04-2019, 03:04 PM

A teacher puts four worms in four separate test tubes:

1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water

The next day, the teacher shows the results:

The 1st worm is dead.
The 2nd worm is dead.
The 3rd worm is dead.
The 4th worm, in mineral water, is alive and healthy.

The teacher asks the class: What do we learn from this experience?

A child responds: Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms!

Weelok · 04-04-2019, 03:10 PM

True that. I’m worm free.

icehog3 · 04-04-2019, 11:45 PM

heyferg · 04-05-2019, 12:39 PM

04-04-2019, 03:04 PM	#1
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Worms... A teacher puts four worms in four separate test tubes: 1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day, the teacher shows the results: The 1st worm is dead. The 2nd worm is dead. The 3rd worm is dead. The 4th worm, in mineral water, is alive and healthy. The teacher asks the class: What do we learn from this experience? A child responds: Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

04-04-2019, 03:10 PM	#2
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,106 Trading: (21)	Re: Worms... True that. I’m worm free. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

04-04-2019, 11:45 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Worms... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-05-2019, 12:39 PM	#4
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