Mail man stunk today

[taltos]

Originally Posted by Blueface

He delivered my AARP offer, two months early for good measure.

Never envisioned that day coming.

What's next?
Velcro sneakers
Early bird senior discounts at local restaurants
More grey hairs and ultimately, Q-tip status
Answer questions with "Huh? Did you say something?"
Depends (already piss in my pants thinking I am done and am really not)
Alzheimers

Oh well........

Wait until you get the benefits summary from Social Security and a permanent case of CRAFT (can't remember a f***ing thing). It does get worse and you didn't even mention joint replacement surgery and prostate treatment and getting cold when it is 60 outside.