Harmful Foods

CBI_2 · 02-02-2009, 10:40 PM

A renowned doctor was addressing a large audience about diet habits:

"The material we put into our stomachs is bad enough to have killed most of us sitting here.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and not one of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

MedicCook · 02-02-2009, 10:47 PM

Ain't that the truth.

groogs · 02-03-2009, 12:44 AM

Now that is funny.

karmaz00 · 02-03-2009, 01:58 AM

lol good one

taltos · 02-03-2009, 06:44 AM

True dat.

M1903A1 · 02-03-2009, 07:39 AM

dunng · 02-03-2009, 07:42 AM

So true...

02-02-2009, 10:40 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Harmful Foods A renowned doctor was addressing a large audience about diet habits: "The material we put into our stomachs is bad enough to have killed most of us sitting here. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and not one of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-02-2009, 10:47 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Harmful Foods Ain't that the truth.

02-03-2009, 12:44 AM	#3
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Harmful Foods Now that is funny.

02-03-2009, 01:58 AM	#4
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Harmful Foods lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-03-2009, 06:44 AM	#5
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Harmful Foods True dat.

02-03-2009, 07:39 AM	#6
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Harmful Foods __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

02-03-2009, 07:42 AM	#7
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Harmful Foods So true... __________________ MassHole Banter

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