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Admiral Douchebag
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If I am stopping someone to check on logs, I'm not going to go on a fishing expedition to see if someone sent a text when they were driving.
If I want to write someone a ticket for texting while driving, I'll just look for one of the 50% of drivers everyday who are holding their phone up to their face on the highway.
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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Splitter of Hairs
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I can give you some legal advise:
"Don't do anything that breaks the law." That will be $235 (30 min researching the issue, 15 min conferencing with my coworkers on the efficacy of the advise, bathroom break of 5 min during which I thought about your issue, 5 minutes composing/editing/finalizing/posting this reply). all total .94 of an hour. .94 X $250 (hourly rate) comes to $235. I'll send an itemized expense sheet for the ancillary expenses incurred to bring you this sage wisdom.
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