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"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end."
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Admiral Douchebag
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Caddyshack.
"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
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Life is for living
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Total Recall
"You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."
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Just in from the Storm
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I come to this country to be free, and you fargin iceholes violate my fargin rights, fargin bastages |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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Breakfast Club.
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
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Butterfly Effect
"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"
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Life is for living
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"For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."
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Admiral Douchebag
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"Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f*ckstart her head!"
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Admiral Douchebag
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"Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f*ckstart her head!"
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Raw Dog
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"No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The f@cker shot me! What the f@ck-ass **** of a bum-f@ck sh!thole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass f@cker shoots my foot off! ****-f@cking sh!t!
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Life is for living
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Man1: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded. Man2: The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a b!tch? Man1: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.
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Alien.
"Get away from her, you b@tch!!"
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