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Old 07-29-2015, 01:47 PM   #1
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And meanwhile, as people still obsess over this ridiculousness, Adrian Pederson reported to training camp and was greeted with cheers. Really, cheers? Of course, he didn't do anything as offensive as tampering with footballs, he only whipped a four-year old boy so savagely on the legs, buttocks, genitals, and thighs that six hours after the beating the wounds were still seeping blood. But hey, that son-of-a-gun can run with a football really well, so who cares...
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And meanwhile, as people still obsess over this ridiculousness, Adrian Pederson reported to training camp and was greeted with cheers. Really, cheers? Of course, he didn't do anything as offensive as tampering with footballs, he only whipped a four-year old boy so savagely on the legs, buttocks, genitals, and thighs that six hours after the beating the wounds were still seeping blood. But hey, that son-of-a-gun can run with a football really well, so who cares...
Do you expect Tom Brady to be greeted by boos from Pats fans?

But hey, that son-of-a-lying-cheating-evidence destroyer can throw a football really well, so who cares....
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Do you expect Tom Brady to be greeted by boos from Pats fans?

But hey, that son-of-a-lying-cheating-evidence destroyer can throw a DEFLATED football really well, so who cares....
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Do you expect Tom Brady to be greeted by boos from Pats fans?
Nope. But then again, he didn't beat the ever-loving schiesse out of a kid, either. Apparently, he did something much, much worse...

I'm just not involved enough in the cult of football to get all riled up every time someone cheats (or to be more precise, to get all riled up when players from successful teams cheat). Which, for those that are naive, is pretty much every play of every game of every year.
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