Will non-farm folk get this?

RevSmoke · 03-04-2015, 11:27 AM

All my farm friends and even rural living friends may understand this message. The city dwellers may have to call me for a little more information. You will know who you are after reading the following story. I found it very funny, hope you do too.

Only a farm kid would see it this way When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the boar pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

Dave128 · 03-04-2015, 11:42 AM

shilala · 03-04-2015, 11:50 AM

I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't get that, Todd.

mosesbotbol · 03-04-2015, 12:00 PM

Good one.

Remo · 03-04-2015, 12:06 PM

Only person you would have to explain it to is Larry....

CigarNut · 03-04-2015, 12:26 PM

cigarmarine · 03-04-2015, 01:06 PM

icehog3 · 03-04-2015, 02:03 PM

Almost didn't read past the double disclaimers, but I did, and I get it.

Subvet642 · 03-04-2015, 10:35 PM

I'm a Masshole and I got it. That service is free up here, though.

RUNYYFan · 03-05-2015, 11:06 PM

Born and raised in Central Jersey. But my edjamakatian at Cook College gave "perspective" shall we say.

Ogre · 03-06-2015, 03:09 PM

03-04-2015, 11:27 AM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	Will non-farm folk get this? All my farm friends and even rural living friends may understand this message. The city dwellers may have to call me for a little more information. You will know who you are after reading the following story. I found it very funny, hope you do too. Only a farm kid would see it this way When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment...then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the boar pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard." __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

03-04-2015, 11:42 AM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

03-04-2015, 11:50 AM	#3
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't get that, Todd. __________________

03-04-2015, 12:00 PM	#4
mosesbotbol That's a Corgi Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moses Location: Boston Posts: 6,171 Trading: (6)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? Good one. __________________ Port Wine & Claret \| British Cars \| Welsh Corgi's

03-04-2015, 12:06 PM	#5
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? Only person you would have to explain it to is Larry.... __________________

03-04-2015, 12:26 PM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-04-2015, 01:06 PM	#7
cigarmarine Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2014 First Name: lashun Location: grosse pointe michigan Posts: 271 Trading: (2)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this?

03-04-2015, 02:03 PM	#8
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? Almost didn't read past the double disclaimers, but I did, and I get it. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-04-2015, 10:35 PM	#9
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? I'm a Masshole and I got it. That service is free up here, though. __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

03-05-2015, 11:06 PM	#10
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? Born and raised in Central Jersey. But my edjamakatian at Cook College gave "perspective" shall we say. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

03-06-2015, 03:09 PM	#11
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Will non-farm folk get this? __________________

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