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Old 04-21-2009, 08:30 PM   #1
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New Wine for Seniors



California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE




I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:31 PM   #2
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I did not want to laugh but I could not help it.
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:34 PM   #3
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I did not want to laugh but I could not help it.
Kinda grabs you that way don't it?
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:37 PM   #4
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I laughed, I know I'm a dork it was funny.
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:56 PM   #5
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You are a sick puppy...
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:02 AM   #6
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good one
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:39 AM   #7
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I thought it was going to be prune juice!
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:36 PM   #8
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Wino-one thought of this before?
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:41 PM   #9
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I herd Bobarian was the test mule for this new blend.
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:34 AM   #10
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You are a sick puppy...
Yup and I hear there's no cure either.
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:15 PM   #12
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This needed to be bumped to the top.

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If this has been well-cellared for the past five years, I'll take a case.
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