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Old 07-29-2014, 09:01 AM   #1
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Two Norman soldiers were relaxing after the Battle of Hastings 1066.

"What a battle! What a victory! Someday children will read about this battle as a turning point of history...and we were here!"

"Perhaps," said the other soldier, "But I think they will be shielded from most of the details."

"Why?" the first soldier asked.

The other soldier shook his head and replied, "Too much Saxon violence."
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Old 07-29-2014, 09:18 AM   #2
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Old 07-29-2014, 10:02 AM   #3
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"Perhaps," said the other soldier, "But I think they will be shielded from most of the details."

"Why?" the first soldier asked.

The other soldier shook his head and replied, "Too much Saxon violence."
I dunno - ever seen Game of Thrones.....
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Old 07-29-2014, 10:16 AM   #4
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Okay, that's a winner.

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Old 07-29-2014, 06:00 PM   #5
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Shouldn't that be in Old French?
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