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Old 03-14-2012, 10:49 AM   #1
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A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
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The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde."

"I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:50 AM   #2
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The doctor then gave the blonde some unexpected news. "You're pregnant", he tells her.

"Well, how do you know it's mine?"
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:09 AM   #3
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:15 AM   #4
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Now THAT was funny!
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That's a good one Bob....
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This deserves to be bumped back up to the top.
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I agree, that was worth reading again.
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