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Old 06-05-2014, 08:45 AM   #1
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When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...
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Old 08-18-2014, 12:23 AM   #2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller View Post
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...
[And then later]

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look, but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone...

What follows, of course, after that last omitted all-important verse, is the greatest guitar solo ever. Of all time. Forever. http://youtu.be/G4i8tzFbTAk
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:18 PM   #3
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Try getting this outta your head after watching it:


http://youtu.be/3ZXWZMFlKWQ

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