New York Mets 2014 Season Banter!!

[kelmac07]

Can't argue with any of this Dom. I have been pleasantly surprised so far...but for how long?

Tied for the worst batting average in the NL, closer by "who's healthy?", Wright hasn't hit the ball, 1B is a BLACK HOLE for us, Tejada WON'T hit, outfield is hitting a combined below the mendoza line, and Granderson is playing like stir-fried dog sh*t (at least offensively).

On a bright note...Murphy continues to hit, LaGares was tearing it up before he went on the DL, bullpen has been surprisingly ok (we know this will come crashing down) and I believe Collins has done a bang up job so far.

Bottom line: I'm enjoying this while I can.

And another thing...we're not getting suspended for wearing pine-tar.

[jonumberone]

Originally Posted by kelmac07

And another thing...we're not getting suspended for wearing pine-tar.

I think pine tar is used as perfume in the Dominican Republic.
Only reason I can come up with for putting it on his neck!