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Old 04-08-2014, 02:46 PM   #1
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I know we all get these nonsense emails but I would argue this one is the joke of the day.

First, read the verbiage, and understand it is supposedly from Apple.
Funnier yet, minutes later, one supposedly from the Navy Federal Credit Union comes in to my box, with this very same content supposedly from Apple.

Not only is it the fools can't spell or construct a proper sentence but to top it off, they can't even match content with supposed sender.

Now that there is funny!


Security Preferences Updated . Action Required.
Dear Customer ,

during our usual security enhancement protocol, We observed multiple login attempt error while login in to your online Apple account.

We have believed that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons,

We have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online Apple and will be restricted if you fail to update

http://www.Apple.com/gp/orc/rml/D0bvnTq6RRMA

Thanks for Update at Apple.
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:05 PM   #2
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Funny stuff!

On another note....I hope that URL (that I didn't click) is not going to send us to a bad place.
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Funny stuff!

On another note....I hope that URL (that I didn't click) is not going to send us to a bad place.
No harm.
Takes you to an Apple link.
Part of the switch and bait.
The real bad one is the "click here" one to provide your info to resolve the issue.
I didn't attach that one.
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No harm.
Takes you to an Apple link.
Part of the switch and bait.
The real bad one is the "click here" one to provide your info to resolve the issue.
I didn't attach that one.
Gotcha! Thank you.
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