Confession

RUNYYFan · 03-12-2014, 08:51 PM

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out of there! You're on my side."

Heavy_d · 03-12-2014, 10:01 PM

Weelok · 03-12-2014, 10:16 PM

Ahah!! More people would go to confessionals stocked like that for sure!!!

big_jaygee · 03-12-2014, 10:24 PM

kelmac07 · 03-13-2014, 06:28 AM

czerbe · 03-13-2014, 07:54 AM

Lets see if Rev. knows anything about this

03-12-2014, 08:51 PM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Confession An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." The priest replies: "Get out of there! You're on my side." __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

03-12-2014, 10:01 PM	#2
Heavy_d Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2013 First Name: Derek Location: Eastern, KY Posts: 878 Trading: (1)	Re: Confession __________________ "maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away" -Raul Julia

03-12-2014, 10:16 PM	#3
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,106 Trading: (21)	Re: Confession Ahah!! More people would go to confessionals stocked like that for sure!!!

03-12-2014, 10:24 PM	#4
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Confession

03-13-2014, 06:28 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Confession __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-13-2014, 07:54 AM	#6
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: Confession Lets see if Rev. knows anything about this __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

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