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Old 02-16-2014, 03:33 PM   #1
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Kermit the Frog converted to Judaism and because of this he had to divorce Mrs Piggy. When Kermit was asked why the religious conversion required him to divorce Mrs Piggy he explained "I can't eat pork anymore"



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Old 02-16-2014, 03:40 PM   #2
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:41 PM   #3
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I think he is good as long as he doesn't swallow and keeps a separate bed for kosher
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Old 02-16-2014, 04:03 PM   #5
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Maybe he was cheating on Miss Piggy with Petunia. Her vajayjay is certified kosher.

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Old 02-16-2014, 04:25 PM   #6
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What about he's okay as long as he uses the bed sheet with a hole cut open.
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Gina Gershon is hot.
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Gina Gershon is hot.
Yes she is and if you use the sheet it's not cheating according to God, according to Larry David
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You mean Larry David isn't God?
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