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02-05-2014, 09:44 AM
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Gramps 4x's
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana
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I have a problem.....
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired." His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about my age (55), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that chit!"
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02-05-2014, 10:11 AM
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Bunion
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Re: I have a problem.....
That also fixes the "I have too much time", "Boy am I able to save a lot for retirement", "So glad I don't have kids", and "My house has soooo much room" problems.
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02-05-2014, 10:17 AM
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F*ck Cancer!
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Re: I have a problem.....
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02-05-2014, 11:06 AM
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I am behind you. SHHHHH
Join Date: Dec 2011
First Name: Cory
Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul.
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Re: I have a problem.....
sure does lol
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02-05-2014, 11:17 AM
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I'm nuts for the place
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Re: I have a problem.....
This is posted in the jokes forum. Should be in the non-fiction section.
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