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Old 07-07-2013, 07:15 PM   #1
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God promised that He would create good and obedient wives in every corner of the world...



And the God made the world round....


And laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
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Old 07-07-2013, 07:22 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2013, 07:32 PM   #3
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Old 07-07-2013, 07:34 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:02 PM   #5
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:21 PM   #6
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If only my ex-wife and girlfriends would have been more obedient.

I need an obedient woman or two. And they better not complain about each other, I would consider that disobedience.
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:22 PM   #7
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If only my ex-wife and girlfriends would have been more obedient.

I need an obedient woman or two. And they better not complain about each other, I would consider that disobedience.
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:23 PM   #8
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If only my ex-wife and girlfriends would have been more obedient.

I need an obedient woman or two. And they better not complain about each other, I would consider that disobedience.
If you want two, you may have to relocate to Utah
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:04 PM   #9
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If you want two, you may have to relocate to Utah
If I move all the way to Utah, I want four. They will need to be extra, extra obedient.
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The title alone made me laugh.
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